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Friday, February 10, 2006

[I'm sorry, I don't speak Spanish]

It's really hard to narrow down things that I think are funny, of course. Why I would want to is a whole different story, but apparently I feel compelled to generate a list. So I'm doing this, slowly but surely, so it can be read at my funeral*.

So far I've got:

1. Banana peels. You must have a cold, tiny and brittle heart if you don't think it's hilarious every time someone pulls out the 'ol slip on the banana peel joke.

2. Frying pans. Perhaps the only weapon truly perfected by man, hitting someone over the head with a frying pan is the best way to foil your enemies and the greasy-but-not-too-smart villain trying to break into your house and steal the change off your dresser.

3. Monocles. Because you only REALLY need to see out of one eye, and it's way cooler to own an eyepiece you have to hold on your face with your face muscles.

There will be more, never fear, there will be more.

[Ominous organ music commences]

*Morbid, I know, but hilarious all the same.

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